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Joke of the Day

"Anyone else here able to spell ""condescending narcissist"" correctly on the first try? Yeah, I didn't think so."

"How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess)."

"Jokes . . . . I need some jokes to crack my ultra resistant friends, Please Help! P.S I don't care whether they are rude or not."

"a dyslexic man walks into a bra"

"What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite film? IT'S FUCKING FROZEN!!"

"my favourite one-liner a seal walks into a club."

"How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb? Who's asking?"

"Today in 1949, Bruce Springsteen was born. He became ""The Boss"" after several years as ""The Assistant Regional Manager."""

"What do you call a chicken at the north pole? Lost."

"My mate just rang me and said ""what are you doing at the moment?"" I said, ""probably failing my driving test."""