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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador."
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"Money money money A jewish boy said to his father, ""Dad, can I borrow $50 dollars?"" His father replied, ""$40 dollars!? What do you need $30 dollars for!?"""
"A terrorist walks into a pet store and says ""You have 5 minutes to get out of here...I'm going to blow myself up."" Tortoise : Dafuq :-/"
"Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq? Because he asked for Ice-es"
"Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted."
"What do blacks and bikes have in common? They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit."
"Who makes the most money from Father's Day? My psychologist."
"Q: How does Bill Clinton say ""I'm about to hurt you""? A: ""Trust me."""
"I hope one day they invent a car named ""The S-Car"" Because everyone will see it and say, ""Look at that S-Car go!"""
"People keep saying I need to be more assertive Is that okay?"