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Joke of the Day
"Food is like dark humor.. Not everyone gets it."
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"What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !"
"I've never seen squirrels fucking, but they've never seen me fucking either, so we have that in common."
"Clark Kent: Only kryptonite can kill me. Perry: What do you mean? Can't regular things kill you? Clark: Oh shit. Which guy am I right now!?"
"What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard? Nothing, he's Snowden."
"CAFFEINE-FREE DIET COKE: BECAUSE YOU LOVE CARAMEL COLOR"
"What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"5 year old son: I want to be a boxer. Me: I think you're too cute to be a boxer. 5: Yes, that is what everybody will think."
"Pretty ironic how there's an active ingredient in marijuana."
"Do Wilma Flintstone got a booty? She yabba-dabba dooooooo!"