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Joke of the Day

"When the gay guy died, why did they bury him face down? So his buddies could come by and have a cold one with him."

"Why did the music teacher get arrested So Doe Mi"

"The GOP debate"

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today... I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"What can I get you to drink? ""Pepsi"" Is Peps- Uh one moment please [In kitchen, to manager] I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do?"

"So if Lucy died 3.2 million years ago after falling from a tree... ...does that qualify her for a Darwin award?"

"Coworker: Pass your random drug test? Me: With flying colors! CW: Really? Me. So many colors! CW: You're high right now aren't you?"

"The shortest tribe in the world The Fuckawee tribe....In the long grass you can hear their chant...Where the Fuckawee!"

"What's the difference between a Greyhound bus station and a lobster with tits? One's a crusty bus station; the other is a busty crustacean."

"whats a pimps favorite cereal? cheeryhoes"