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Joke of the Day

"[DIRTY] Eye exam Eye specialist: ""Sir, you need to stop masturbating."" &nbsp; Patient: "" Oh my God, is it ruining my eyesight?"" &nbsp; Eye specialist: ""No. It's disturbing the other patients."""

"My friends wanted to play a board game but we couldn't find a game that we were all in the mood for. We finally settled on Catan."

"Someone told me: Don't fall in love, you might get hurt. I said: Don't live, you might die.."

"People hate when I make my elevator joke But it works on so many levels"

"Jewish If a Jew celebrates christmas they're only Jewish."

"I just danced like no Juan was watching, but he totally was and he cut off the tequila then threw me out of his restaurant you guys."

"How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome? You pull down its genes."

"So I just flew in from Cleveland And boy are my arms tired."

"Niagara Falls Viagra lifts!"

"Did you know Achilles was a runway model? He was fired because of his walk. He had a problem with heels."