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Joke of the Day

"Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!"

"Did you hear about the new protagonist in Mass effect 4? It's Commander Lamb. (From a friend of mine... Told it to me while we were in a party chat)"

"Which actor is a dog's favorite? Bark Ruffaro"

"Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks? A bow."

"Little known fact: Most Star Wars' space fights filmed in a church Pew Pew Pew"

"My spanish class in high school should have had a bit less ""Where is the bathroom"" and a bit more ""She was dead when we got here""."

"*flexing arms* I'd like you to meet my two good friends, Sledge and- ""Hammer?"" Holy shit that's way cooler.. I was gonna say Sledge 2"

"What kind of Bees make milk? Boo-bees (say it out loud =D) NOTE: Not original. My uncle heard it on the radio, told it to me, and I shared it with you guys."

"I'm not sure where Heisenberg is... But I know he's not with Pauli."

"Greek yogurt Its just not as rich as it was before"