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Joke of the Day

"There's nothing sadder than a bald eagle with a combover"

"r/worldnews right now (Removed)"

"Why Marxists are not good at object-oriented programming? They don't get the concept of classes!"

"What is the comeback that fits well with any argument? Not a joke. Just want to see funny comments."

"ME: I play for the Philadelphia Eagles. HER: What position do u play? ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever."

"What do a Typhoon and Aquaman have in common? They both come in waves. Context: In Taiwan at the moment, thought of this while watching motorcycles get knocked over by wind."

"I went to a bulimic birthday party. First time I've seen the cake come out of the girl."

"The WNBA Sorry, I put the punchline in the title"

"Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it."

"I've written a musical called Fish. It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter."