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Joke of the Day

"The WNBA Sorry, I put the punchline in the title"

"Didja hear an LGBT singer just came out with a cover of that Santana Grammy-winner from a few years back? It's called ""Brooth"""

"I used to be opposed to organ transplant... But after having one done myself; I guess I've had a change of heart."

"What's Donald Trump's favorite drug? Cuckaine"

"I went to the noodle shop yesterday... and ordered a bowl of noodles. The waitress brought it out, but tripped and spilled the noodles and hot broth all over my right arm. It felt pretty raw, man."

"Gotta get me one of those iPhone-credit-card holders so I can lose everything at once and be totally completely fucked forever."

"I used to steal funny jokes I still do, but I used to, too."

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb Juan."

"I looked up in the sky and a bird pooped in my eye I'm sure glad cows can't fly."

"What does Christopher Nolan call a movie with a baby within a baby within a baby . . . Conception."