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Joke of the Day
"Buckwheat converted to Islam... He is now Kareem of Wheat"
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"INTERVIEWER: Why did you leave your previous job? ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay."
"Solipsism Everything I know about solipsism without looking it up is all there is to know about solipsism."
"My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records until the librarian told me to take it out."
"""Let me put it this way.."" ~gist of Kamasutra"
"What do Mountain folk do on Halloween? Pumpkin."
"What does Korean food taste like? Chinese food."
"I'm a party animal... because when I go to parties I end up pissing on the floor"
"I dont think anyone flushed the toilet because i dont need to hear all of your shit"
"What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z? PI Z Z A"