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"You can joke about anything you want, just not Mexicans That's crossing the border"
"If you were born in September... Then, you can be sure that your parents started the New Year, with a bang."
"Hey girl Wanna party like it's 1982?"
"Parents w/ 1st Baby: ""Aww he's starting to walk! C'mon buddy, u can do it!"" Parents w/ Baby #4: ""SHIT, HE'S STANDING! QUICK, SWEEP THE LEG!"""
"What does a diabetic elf need? Tinselin"
"Why do circumcised men lack Jedi brethren? The procedure removes their force-kin."
"I peaked too soon in high school. I'm still sending her child support."
"Donald Trump & Mexican Are At Bar On The Boarder Mexican Grill"
"Why did god make homosexuality a sin? Because His boyfriend thought that would make it hotter."