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Joke of the Day

"Why Marxists are not good at object-oriented programming? They don't get the concept of classes!"

"Before gravity was invented you had to tie down your cows or your cows would just float away"

"My cousin had his hand amputated in a tragic accident. Luckily, he was able to find a replacement at a second hand store."

"My friend told me he hasn't pooped in a week. I told him he was full of shit."

"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore? He kept on getting nailed into the boards."

"Comcast Cable acquiring Time Warner Cable is a lot like your proctologist acquiring a bigger finger."

"What is long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber"

"I had a Bernie supporters joke..... But most of them don't work."

"Dinosaur joke What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss"

"Imagine William Shakespeare in a swimming pool, perplexed and terrified as children just splash the shit out of him"