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Joke of the Day
"I heard they came out with the new black transformer... His name is Optimus *Crime*"
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"What's the best part of being an abortion doctor? The free lunch."
"A knock-knock joke for identical twins Knock Knock Who's there? Who's. Who's who? I'm Andrew and that's Anthony."
"Which is the toughest tree? A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls"
"I used to be into infantalism... I eventually grew out of it."
"Knock Knock -Who's there? -Interrupting cow with an identity crisis. -Interrupting cow w- -WOOF! WOOF!"
"Between Man of Steel, This Is The End, and Pacific Rim, I've seen around 5 billion people die this summer. A personal best."
"What's the difference between an old bus depot and a lobster with big tits? One is a rusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"
"A kind man helped me with wood chopping today I really appreciate the random axe of kindness."
"Why does Pinocchio lie? Because he is a fucking liar!"