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Joke of the Day

"I heard they came out with the new black transformer... His name is Optimus *Crime*"

"What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70? General"

"When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty? The bathtub."

"What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby? One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish"

"Are you all right? No.. You are all left Ahah is joke"

"If you ever see a sloth moving a little faster than usual, it's because he's trying to get to a party before the hors d'oeuvres are gone."

"*storms out of office bathroom* *slams roll of single-ply toilet paper on boss's desk* I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS"

"I keep trying to e-mail Mubarak, but all I get is ""Out of Office""."

"If winning was easy, losers would do it."

"Why do whales have really good immune systems? They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!"