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Joke of the Day
"Are you all right? No.. You are all left Ahah is joke"
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"I bought a Cosmo magazine that said ""Best Sex Ever!"" All I got was a bunch of papercuts."
"A friend just cracked this joke.. Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R? Neighbor"
"You look so young... what is your secret? I am fifteen."
"What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire? Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one"
"I like giving names to my furniture Right now i'm chillin' with Oscar the Couch"
"*renames my kids South and East, and leaves them on Kanye's doorstep*"
"A man walks into a bar I'm a titty"
"Like boxes of shit in your house? Get a cat."
"Toy Story 4 is just going to be a bunch of fat kids playing on iPads and not interacting with one another."