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Joke of the Day

"*storms out of office bathroom* *slams roll of single-ply toilet paper on boss's desk* I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS"

"A Star Wars Joke(No Spoilers) Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon? . . . Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!"

"Anybody can piss on the floor but it takes a great man to shit on the ceiling"

"How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice? He won't stop banging at the door."

"What Does Reddit stand for? Reddit: Re-Downvote Downvote it."

"Let's talk about Sex Baby. I regret you naming our son that. You're a real piece of shit, Tammy."

"Oscar Pistorius should be banned from the Olympics ...because he smoked Reeva"

"What do they call the Hunger Games in France? Battle Royale with cheese"

"I don't know why I broke up with the gym... ..I guess we just weren't working out."

"Women! They assume everything but the position."