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Joke of the Day
"I keep trying to e-mail Mubarak, but all I get is ""Out of Office""."
Next Joke
"i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it's becoming a problem"
"I hate weddings, funerals and the symphony. I never know when to clap."
"[10mins from now] ..& just like that North Korea was removed from history & got nuked by every country on Earth for bringing down Twitter.."
"What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair."
"Hypnotist Error"
"What's a Vikings favourite dance? The Loki cokey."
"Dad: Where were you? Earth wire: Hanging out with live and Neutral Dad: You grounded"
"What do you call an arrogant robber? a condescending condescending"
"""YOLNT"" -Cats"