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Joke of the Day
"Confession: I masturbate. Damn, that felt good."
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"Pretty disappointed that Shakespeare's Hamlet didn't turn out to be the story of a delicious tiny ham."
"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I haven't got a Ferrari in my garage"
"What does the floor of my house and a girl with a partial nudity fetish have in common? They both feel a lot wetter when Ive got socks on."
"What do you call a German rice cake? A reich cake"
"What's the difference between a hockey player and my exgirlfriend? A hockey player will shower after 3 periods."
"If you believe everything you hear about trump Urine in for a long four years...."
"Q: What goes clop, clop, clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop, clop, clop? A: An Amish drive-by shooting."
"My wife cried when I bought her a car... It was a Saab."
"What is ET short for? So he can fit in the spaceship."