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Joke of the Day

"If you ever see a sloth moving a little faster than usual, it's because he's trying to get to a party before the hors d'oeuvres are gone."

"What do you call a dog from another planet? A dal-martian"

"What's the difference between Caitlyn Jenner and a 6 year old pretending to be a T-Rex? The 6 year old never killed anyone with a car"

"A husband and wife talk about the weather... She's too wet and he says it's coming down hard."

"Do you know why police dogs are called K9? Well, because if they used ""K10"", they'd be cats."

"How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia? One steppe at a time."

"Best goldfish joke ever told Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, ""You man the guns; I'll drive."""

"Walt Disney was an anti-Semite.... The way Disneyland sponges the money makes him seem more like a Jew."

"What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves? Masta-Don."

"I accidentally subscribed to the ""married man"" edition of Playboy. It's got the same centerfold every month."