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Joke of the Day

"When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty? The bathtub."

"Almost got raped in prison My family takes Monopoly way too seriously"

"I always disliked my hair but its growing on me."

"What is a frog's favourite website? REDDIT"

"I always watch the credits at the end of a movie just to see if there's a chance I got drunk and stumbled onto the set."

"My grandma said the Internet has completely ruined people's ability to communicate properly. I told her she didn't know fuck about shit."

"Pretty lame how horses and dogs don't capitalize on their ability to wear 2 pairs of jean shorts at once"

"*hot girl puts a cherry stem in her mouth* *twists it around with her tongue* *pulls it out* *it spells ""I LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND""*"

""" What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? snowballs"

"When asked about his religious beliefs, Donald Trump states that he... ""definitely believes in a higher tower""."