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Joke of the Day

"What spice is the most welcoming? Cumin"

"I don't blame pedophiles all the time, After all, there's a child in all of us."

"I wish there was an app where I could point my phone at someone and find out exactly how much money they make."

"If Donald Trump replaces Obama.... ...Does that mean Orange is the new Black?"

"I told my girlfriend she should work at UPS She's good at handling packages"

"Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Because he footman turned into a mouse."

"Any salad can be a Caesar salad. You just need to stab it enough times."

"Are you all right ? No, you are all left"

"The people in the room next door are definitely just furiously making their bed. Nothing more. NOTHING MORE."

"Next time someone says ""Thanks!"" reply: ""You're welx!"". It's a cool new abbreviation I made up you can use. Make sure to attribute it to me."