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Joke of the Day
"Any salad can be a Caesar salad. You just need to stab it enough times."
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"Who lost the American Presidential Debate? America."
"Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: The tame way -- unique up on him."
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"What goes clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop? An Amish drive by shooting."
"What's the speed limit of sex? 68 Because at 69, you flip over and eat it."
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