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Joke of the Day
"Any salad can be a Caesar salad. You just need to stab it enough times."
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"""Waiter ! Have you got frogs' legs ? "" ""No sir I always walk this way"""
"I like my women how I like my coffee Sealed in an airtight bag in the freezer"
"Did you hear about the computer that ate an entire hamburger in one go? It was a megabyte."
"I was just accosted by a small child riding shotgun in a shopping cart yelling ""why you ain't got no babies?""I bet my father in law paid her"
"There's a great new website that helps you find the local church that is right for you They call it, Evangielist."
"Why is the letter ""B"" so cold? Because its between AC..."
"Every yo-yo trick should be called ""no friends."""
"How do lesbians celebrate special occasions? They eat out."
"What is the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down a girls throat"