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Joke of the Day

"Two balloons are floating across the desert One balloon says to the other, Look out for the cactussssssssssssssssssss!"

"""Vitamin Water""?? Sorry bud, that exists and it's called SOUP"

"You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Banana"

"What animal would you most like to be on a cold day? A little otter"

"How do you get a nun pregnant ? Fuck her."

"Baltimore, eat a snickers. You turn into Ferguson when you're hungry."

"Holy lord, that sneeze felt so good I feel like I just cheated. I even named it Stan to further delude myself. I'm such a bad girl!"

"Beyonce was Destiny's Child. The other two were adopted."

"A waffle house is like a gas station bathroom that serves waffles."

"My friend told me the other day that every time he buys his girlfriend shoes he gets a blow job. Turns out he's head over heels."