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Joke of the Day

"Are you all right ? No, you are all left"

"I'm bad at math, So the equation 2n +2n is 4n to me."

"A cowboy was shopping for a wiener dog some told him to get a long little doggy."

"When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!"

"Two blondes are driving. The first blonde asks, ""Is my blinker working?"" The second blonde checks the dashboard and responds, ""Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."""

"Bi-Polar Bears usually attack without warning, then sob for hours while eating leftover walrus."

"[Playing spin the bottle] ""Ok so Fred has to kiss..."" [Bottle spins out of control, goes back in time & lands at the last supper] ""...Jesus"""

"Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once? Fear of over dos"

"Why Do Kids In High school Take Art? You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff..."

"I'm so confused when the TV voice before a show I'm about to watch says, ""For mature audiences only."" Can I watch or not?"