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Joke of the Day
"If Donald Trump replaces Obama.... ...Does that mean Orange is the new Black?"
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"""Are u going to the circus?"" is a perfectly good sentence when not used as a follow-up 2 your wife's question: ""how does my make-up look?"""
"5 lil monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off & bumped his head called the doctor & the doctor said U DO NOT HAVE A PERMIT FOR THESE ANIMALS"
"How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!"
"My parents tried to surprise me with a car this Christmas... Fortunately they missed."
"What do an eagle and a broom have in common? They both fly but the broom doesn't."
"What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland? Old bae."
"What is the best part of a blowjob? The 15 minutes of silence."
"I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sat next to a crying baby. Apparently that's not allowed if it's yours."
"Mexican, Chinese, Jew & Black jokes are all the same. Once Jew heard Juan, Yu heard Jamal."