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Joke of the Day

"The people in the room next door are definitely just furiously making their bed. Nothing more. NOTHING MORE."

"Your sign says ""NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE"", so it seems highly unfair that you kicked me out for not wearing pants."

"How do you make a car top? You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!"

"Tried cleaning the house to the A-Team theme and ended up building a tank. So close."

"What's the best blood type? Blood that is circulating."

"if I am elected governor I will eat your pillow while you sleep and unlike my opponent I will also do it if I am not elected"

"Her: Undress me with your words... Me: I saw a spider in your bra."

"How are a piano and a squirrel alike? They both aren't artichokes"

"What do you call communist memorabilia? Trotsky's."

"A blind man goes for a morning walk He's walking around tapping away. He happens to pass a fish market. He takes in a deep breath and says ""Aaaaahhhhh. Good mornin ladies"""