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Joke of the Day

"The people in the room next door are definitely just furiously making their bed. Nothing more. NOTHING MORE."

"Ladies: If you have ever took any ""Glamour Shots"", I will assume that you lost your virginity in a Pontiac Firebird."

"Computer: Login failed. Did you forget your password? Me: oh shi-- [Cut to my password waiting alone on the side of a soccer field]"

"""Don't tell anyone"" = ""Tell 10 people you trust"" right?"

"What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan? A Kami."

"GIRL: l'm tired of bad boys and their bs. I want a good boy, for a change. ME [clearly a golden retriever]: *turns to camera and winks*"

"Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!"

"why do black people only have nightmares? the only one ever to have a dream was shot."

"My grandson asked me what it's like to be married so I told him to leave me alone. When he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me"

"Did you hear about the adult entertainment business for religious visionaries? It was really successful - the prophets just kept on coming"