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Joke of the Day
"Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Because he footman turned into a mouse."
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"What does a Triceratops sit on? His Tricerabottom"
"How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment? He took a shelfie."
"Are you sure we haven't met before? Because I feel like I hate you from somewhere."
"How do you f*ck a Greece woman? Get a job at the ECB"
"Donald Trump's Best Friend Donald Trump was talking about his best friend, ""Eugene Wall."" He said that he liked to call him ""Euge"" for short."
"What is another word for Pokemon? A Rastafarian Proctologist"
"A young woman walks into a dry cleaner She asks the elderly owner inspecting her blouse how long it would take to clean. Hard of hearing the man asks, ""come again?"" She responds, ""No, it's yogurt"""
"Life is basically trying to meet better people than the ones you currently know."
"I want a matronly African American to say, ""Child, please"" when I'm being silly."