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Joke of the Day

"Anyone know the lyrics to ""Around the world"" by daft punk? I always forget.."

"i wish i could grow a burrito in my backyard. what if blades of grass were mini burritos. i could make a bed out of mini burritos."

"If your phone gets wet put it in dry rice... at night the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronic device for cheap..."

"I'm too afraid of downloading PC sonic games C'mon, that creepypasta does not .exest!"

"Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied 'er!"

"Know why I pulled you over? ""No sir"" 1987, 7-11 on Main, you paid for Coke but filled your cup with Slurpee. We gotcha. We finally gotcha"

"Why do nymphomaniacs like submarines? Because they're long, hard and full of seamen."

"Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne."

"Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now."

"How are Clinton scandals like Pokemon? You'll never catch 'em all!"