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Joke of the Day

"The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth."

"Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure"

"Floyd Mayweather got off again even when there was a video of him beating her. Because it was so boring the jury walked out half way through."

"why are Asians so smart? because they get alot of brain"

"""Are u going to the circus?"" is a perfectly good sentence when not used as a follow-up 2 your wife's question: ""how does my make-up look?"""

"What do a gay dolphin and a car that leaks oil have in common? Chances are, both have blown a seal"

"A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18."

"Chemistry Humor... ""What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.0221412910^23 pieces?"" Guacomole."

"Solar powered watch free to collector This is not a wind up."

"Didn't know true sadness until I accidentally pressed a button on my iPhone camera and saw my face from 2 inches away."