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Joke of the Day
"My grandma just broke her hip farting! #EpicFrail!"
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"When I die... I want to go peacefully in my sleep. Like my father. Not screaming and yelling. Like his passengers"
"There once was a man from Nantucket... who didn't know what a limerick was."
"Did you hear about the new chemical that turns lesbians straight? Trycoxide is showing staggering results!"
"A tall man and short man walk into a bar The tall man says ouch while the short man ducks under the bar."
"no pun intended if you heard a dozen puns and only thought two of them were funny, does that mean no pun in ten did make you laugh"
"What sucks about those little hotel shampoo bottles is there's no room for the directions so you kind of have to wing it."
"What would santa be if he was a farmer? A jolly rancher."
"I'm playing dead at work right now so nobody will talk to me. Everyone is screaming. Probably should have used less fake blood."
"I went to a self defence class last night and the instructor told me to ""take him by surprise and attack him"". So when I saw him in Walmart the next day I threw a can of beans at his head."