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Joke of the Day

"Boy: Hey girl, you are ABCDEFGHIJK Girl: What?! Boy: Amazing, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, foxy, gorgeous, hot Girl: Awww, what about the IJK?? Boy: IM JUST KIDDING!!!!"

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive They would eventually find me attractive."

"I forgot to put on deodorant today but not to worry, if this urinal cake is good enough for the bathroom then it's good enough for me."

"What's big, green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."

"Australians have the strongers forearms... since due to their geographical location they have to walk on their hands."

"What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ? A dollar."

"There's a website you can use to see if your family is racist. It's called Facebook"

"Dead Babies I hate it when I'm driving out of my garage and my next door neighbour's son stands on my way and I run over him by accident and I have to bury him in my backyard. #FuckGrammar"

"Police called me at work! The officer said a burglar broke into my house and drank all my beer, then raped my wife. I said, ""WHAT?????!!!!! He fucked my wife after only 5 beers???!!!"""

"""The captain of the Titanic just checked into an iceberg on Foursquare with 2,224 other people."" - Twitter, 1912"