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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a can made in Mexico? A Mexican."
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"What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for? Fo Drizzle!"
"Army guy: sniper in the clock tower, 6 o'clock Me [seeing the time on the clock tower says 5 o'clock]: we'll worry about him in an hour then"
"[During Interview] ""Do you have any questions?"" - Yeah, inTitanic why did Jack sink when he died but everyone else floated?"
"Dinosaur joke What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss"
"Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles? Because he wanted just ice."
"Every car should also have a second, super gas light so you know when you actually need gas."
"How to piss of a reddit moderator? [Removed]"
"Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise .... Was Rock Of Ages really that bad?"
"My grandma caught me masturbating and she had a stroke... She has such soft hands..."