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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a can made in Mexico? A Mexican."
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"Q: Who is Bigger? Mister Bigger or Master Bigger? A: Master Bigger, because he is little Bigger."
"Of all the millions of candidates in history, it figures that Hitler would be the one to keep his campaign promises."
"What did one casket say to the other casket? ""Is that you coughin?"""
"Me: Would you have a minute to speak about my lord and savior, nachos supreme? Her: Sir, for the last time just tell me your order."
"What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !"
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, though, it's every man for himself"
"[I open my lunchbox to find pair of wife's underwear] But that means... [Cut to my wife opening her lunchbox to find a pair of my underwear]"
"I know a guy who doesn't love Raymond."
"Just ate so much burrito that halfway through, I couldn't remember a time when I wasn't eating a burrito"