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Joke of the Day

"Eating food off the floor, taking pills, trying to chase away ghosts? I grew up to be Pac-Man"

"Doctor, Doctor... I have a steering wheel in my pants. It's driving me nuts!"

"Love it when moms refer to kids by age in tweets. ""6 fell down today"". Wonder if the kids do the opposite at school: ""33 is drunk again""."

"What do you call all Republicans that aren't racist, sexist or homophobic? Nancy from New York."

"My reaction when i found out oxygen and magnesium are dating O Mg"

"What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek? Ready or not, hair I comb!"

"Which is better: blind or deaf? Deaf. Because the blind community can't see each other often."

"I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night He hypnotised 7 blokes then dropped the microphone on his foot and said 'fuck me!' What happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life"

"Did you know that calculus was never taught in southern schools before the 1960s? They didn't believe in integration."

"Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back? It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours."