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Joke of the Day
"Why did the snail drink beer? To come out of its shell!"
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"What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer? One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser."
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"It'd be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people."
"I invited a girl back to my house for cocktails. She got excited at the thought but left when I started telling her stories about my rooster."
"A snake walks into a bar... ""I didn't know snakes could walk"" said the bartender"
"You know how I feel when I had sex with a rather large girl before she became extremely attractive? It's okay, because I fucked her before it was cool. *Throws on hipster glasses*"
"If donald trump marries donald duck ,What will they name their child? Donald Dump"
"How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe."
"What do you call a girl with one leg. Eileen."