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Joke of the Day

"Why did the snail drink beer? To come out of its shell!"

"eating red meat increases your chances of dying by 13%. i now have a 113% chance of dying."

"A small box of strawberries If there was some play on words that could turn a small box of strawberries into a punnet would be quite funny"

"Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake. Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: well, that's not prohibited."

"Do you like this hotel? Then why don't you Marriott !!!! Hahahah"

"Swedish Fish They aren't sweet, just sweet-ish."

"How to be Productive: 1.) Make a list 2.) Cross off the first thing on your list 3.) Reward yourself with a nap"

"A midget walks into a bar... The bar was set too low."

"What do you get from an invisible cow? Evaporated milk!"

"I love cheese! Cheese: I have a boyfriend"