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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a girl with one leg. Eileen."

"Do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."

"him: what are u wearing me: I AM WREATHED IN VOID, AN EMPTINESS WHICH ADMITS NO LIGHT OR LIFE & SIGNALS THE END OF ALL THINGS him: thats hot"

"What's the deal with Arab Airlines food... Emirate?"

"TIFU by accidentally eating my friend's sandwich from Subway Oops, wrong sub."

"What's 6 inches long and starts with a P? A shit."

"Next time you see someone crying Ask them if it's because of their haircut"

"The baby gets furious when I try to undress him. He gets that from his mother."

"several animals were harmed in the making of this film. a piece of shit horse nobody liked and a gecko that we straight up lost"

"People keep asking me why I'm working for Dr Frankenstein. I'm only trying to make a living."