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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer? One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser."

"My sister asked if I stole her cream sweater. Uh, yeah. Who else would've stolen it? You think a burglar broke in and was like ""Cute top!"""

"Why should you not trust atoms? They make up everything."

"""you are the only one who understands me"" i whisper to a piece of pizza."

"I started chewing nicotine gum the other day. I don't smoke, but I gradually want to start. =)"

"What do you call a black person with a PHD? A Doctor you racist!"

"[ANTI-JOKE]So a man walks into a bar. So a man walks into a bar and.....his drinking habits are tearing his family apart."

"A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ""Uno....dos....*poof*"" He disappeared without a tres"

"When everyone around you is an ahole you've gotta stop, take a long look at you & accept how awesome you are dead center in ahole land."

"Face tattoos are a great way to let people know that you don't owe on any student loans."