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Joke of the Day
"What is every Amish woman's dream? Two Mennonite."
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"Boss: I'll tell you what I want Me: So tell me what you want, what you really really want *office breaks into Spice Girls dance routine"
"The way I see it, each lap I make around Costco's frozen food section should work off each sample I get from the ice cream sandwich lady."
"Two canibals are having a meal . . . One looks at the other and says, ""Man I hate my mother-in-law!"" The second one shrugs and replies, ""Then try some of the potatoes."""
"Famous Minds Galileo:Great mind Einstein:Genius Mind Newton:Extraordinary Mind Bill Gates:Brilliant Mind Sir George w.bush: Never Mind"
"You hear about the NBA player who married a midget? He was nuts over her."
"DOG BALLS Q: What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement? A: Sparky."
"What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet? ""F"", for Fonzi. Duh."
"My best friend got cheated on by his deaf girlfriend... His girlfriend cheated on him with a deaf guy... To be fair, he should've seen the signs."
"Me: *[pulls back shower curtain] ""Dinner will be ready in 10 minutes"" Him: ""Who the hell are you and should I be scared?"""