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Joke of the Day

"Boss: I'll tell you what I want Me: So tell me what you want, what you really really want *office breaks into Spice Girls dance routine"

"Bill and Ted happen upon 20 fine young ladies... SCORE!"

"What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's 20 of them."

"What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler? How red their necks are."

"What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot"

"What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside."

"Spent 10 mins trying to get into my car today...finally the door opened when the person who actually owned the car unlocked it."

"Grandma's dementia has been really hard to deal with lately. And the worst of all is... ...She forgot about Dre."

"What kills thousands of smokers a year? Natural Causes"

"What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road? Dodged-a-Rango"