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Joke of the Day
"What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet? ""F"", for Fonzi. Duh."
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"How does an atheist start their prayers? To Whom It May Concern"
"What did the horse say when it fell down? Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up!"
"Just watched Jersey Shore for 5 minutes and now I realize why we have to do things like write ""do not eat"" on dry silica packets"
"Millennial Moses: Just, let my people go or whatev- hang on I'm getting a text."
"What does the murderer say after he kills someone with a nail gun? Nailed it."
"Next time you see someone crying Ask them if it's because of their haircut"
"I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: ""Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read."""
"The ex wife once told me her greatest fantasy was kneeling in front of me while I spurted all over her. She never mentioned it was my blood."
"What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)"