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Joke of the Day

"Two canibals are having a meal . . . One looks at the other and says, ""Man I hate my mother-in-law!"" The second one shrugs and replies, ""Then try some of the potatoes."""

"if ignorance is bliss then racists must feel like they're always on heroin."

"If you think sex is just filling her hole Then you're a civil engineer, not a lover"

"[drive-thru at 2am] Whaazzuupp!? Lemme gets 12 tacos, 6 burritos, and a Diet Coke. Booyah! Neighbor's mailbox: ..."

"To the woman that told her husband to ""bite my ballsack"" at the store today,I golf clapped because you won life."

"Her: Stop being absurd. Just be yourself. Me: Make up your mind."

"How does a crackhead order their whiskey? On the rocks"

"""Dad I want to be a feminist when I grow up"" ""Well, pick one honey, you can't do both"""

"I make all my clothing choices based on what I would look like if I'm unexpectedly asked to bounce on a trampoline at some point in the day."

"What can bring out your inner child? A coathanger."