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Joke of the Day

"Famous Minds Galileo:Great mind Einstein:Genius Mind Newton:Extraordinary Mind Bill Gates:Brilliant Mind Sir George w.bush: Never Mind"

"fifty shades of grey It's the REAL verson of fifty shades https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU0yHAtqe4k"

"What do lightning bolts do when they laugh? -They crack up"

"I said hello to a feminist... my court trial is tomorrow"

"Had a terrifying lucid dream of getting stabbed and slashed from behind with a huntersknife & people making fun of me for being uneasy after"

"If I make you breakfast in bed. A simple Thank you.' is all I need! Not all this How did you get in my house?' business!"

"growing up my sister was a cutter... thankfully, she got help and no longer cut herself; she would just ask me to do it..."

"My parents are super religious.... At night all I can hear is ""Oh god! Oh god! Jesus!"""

"The Sombero. A more restrained sombrero you wear at solemn occasions, like funerals."

"What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved? Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple...."