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Joke of the Day

"DOG BALLS Q: What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement? A: Sparky."

"If there was ever a great name for a male only massage parlor it would be: The Massaganist."

"Highway Driving 101: Left Lane: People in a hurry, People who can drive. Right Lane: Elderly People, Asians, Women, Dogs, Infants."

"""Is that a banana in your pocket or you just happy to see me?"" *Pulls out smart car"

"Why did Lionel go to the medical store? because it was pharmacy."

"A man walks into a bar... ...with a duck on his head. The bartender says, ""May I help you, sir?"" The duck says, ""Yeah. Help me get this human out of my ass."""

"What do you call a disabled cub scout? A nub scout."

"My wife told me she wanted the body of a stripper. But she screamed when I brought her one."

"For Canadians How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across the country"

"A black woman named Latisha has three boys all named LeSean. How does she tell them apart? Their last names!"