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Joke of the Day
"So I got myself a Cuban girlfriend... She is my Guantanamo bae."
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"ME: I JUST WENT TO THAT NEW SALON WHERE THEY CUT YOUR HAIR OFF BY SHOOTING IT WITH A GUN FRIEND: oh cool how was it ME: WHAT"
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"Things I hate 1. haters 2. r/jokes 3. lists"