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Joke of the Day
"So I got myself a Cuban girlfriend... She is my Guantanamo bae."
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"The weirder Rihanna's tattoos get the less I blame Chris Brown."
"Mother-in-laws Two men are sitting in a pub when one turns to the other and says ""My mother-in-law is a saint,"" To which the other man replies ""You're so fucking lucky! Mine's still alive,"""
"My kids are going to be so disappointed when they figure out peer pressure is a myth and they have to actually pay for drugs in high school."
"What's a Russian's favorite service provider? Sprint."
"Do you know what the scientific name of Viagra is? Mycoxafloppin."
"If you ever get cold Just stand in a corner for a bit, they're usually around 90 degrees."
"""What happens to germaphobes?"" They wash their hands so often, they dry out and people assume they have AIDS."
"Ireland is beautiful Too bad Irish people live there"
"I would make a sparrow joke... But they don't fly very well."