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"A man got back from the doctor ""I just got back from the doctor,and he said I'm Canadian"" Said the man ""I'm so sorry"" Replies the man with sympathy Shocked,the man shout ""It's spreading!!!"""
"I hate it when I have lots of visitors but only enough chloroform for one and have to use it on myself."
"What did the druggie scientist say when he got high on Helium? He He"
"How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even."
"Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment."
"Instead of the Maternity Ward they should have called it the New Releases section."
"I don't need a reason to enjoy a little wine. I just need a glass."
"* see weird traffic pattern * turns down radio * smoothly avoids gargantuan pothole * runs over sign saying avoid gargantuan pothole"
"I'm in Southern Texas ... ... and it's so hot here, the trees are fighting over the dogs."