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Joke of the Day
"What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one."
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"A woman tries to flirt with a depressed man suffering from ID crisis in a bar. Woman: Hey! Who's the handsome man here? And the dude goes ""Oh God! Not again! Who am I?"""
"An old man and young boy are walking through the woods at night; the boy says ""I'm scared."", to which the old man responds ""*You're* scared?? *I'm* the one that has to walk back alone!"""
"3 guys walked into a bar to watch football... none of them knew what was going on."
"I'm not exactly Jew. I'm just Jewish."
"What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding? Nothing, he already said it twice."
"Hey, I feel like almost everyone here has forgotten something... The Game."
"If I got in a fight, the first thing I'd do is take off my shirt so he could see the scars where I've burned myself ironing. He'd back down."
"Why did the blond not come out of the shower? Because the bottle said to lather, rinse, and repeat."
"They needed three Back to the Future movies so they could cover life's three great concerns: one's birth, one's future legacy, and cowboy"