121599
Joke of the Day
"What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one."
Next Joke
"Q: Did you hear about the robbery at the flower shop? A: It was a violet crime."
"99 problems. 99 bottles of beer on the wall. Problems solved."
"I always take my dates straight to the movies after dinner. That way she doesn't have the chance to ask me why I eat soup with my hands."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the sausage."
"Kinky is when you bring a feather into the bedroom. Perverted is when you bring the whole chicken."
"Why does Africa never win Olympics Because it's a continent, You idiot"
"What's the difference between a whore and a bitch? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party, a bitch sleeps with everyone except you."
"What symphony is a pedophiles favorite? Mozarts' Flute in A minor"
"What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives? 1% milk"