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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roamin' catholic."

"I knew this guy who was so dumb... he saw a road sign that said, ""Disney Land Left"", so he turned around and went home."

"Whats black, heavy, round and comes from the sky that can kill you? A bowling ball."

"What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus? Dead."

"What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it? Linoleum Blownapart"

"The secret to my amazing vegan burgers is real beef."

"Why did the green bean go to jail? He was disturbing the peas."

"Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!"

"Sorry for throwing mice at your wedding."

"What do you call alcohol in a birdbath? Tequila Mockingbird!"