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Joke of the Day
"What should you do if you're cold? Stand in a corner. They're usually 90 degrees."
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"I like my women like I like my third games in a series by Valve... I think they're gonna be great, but they never seem to come."
"What do you do if a black man is harassing you? Tell his owner."
"What comes out at night and goes Munch munch ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth."
"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."
"What do you call a group of squids? a *squad*"
"What happens when batman takes viagra? The dark knight rises"
"What does a paedophile like to do while on vacation? Get some son."
"The girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor should automatically get a cat."
"My hit song would be ""Text Me Only"""