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Joke of the Day
"What happens when batman takes viagra? The dark knight rises"
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"I'm not flirting, I'm being friendly. *gets on knees and undoes your belt*"
"My favorite new social app is turning off my phone."
"Did you hear Rick Ross's new song about the Ebola crisis? It's called 100 Blacks Coughin'"
"The thing about blind prostitutes... You gotta hand it to em'"
"How to tell if someone is pedantic Say, ""Hey, you're being pretty pendantic."" If they respond with this, they're pedantic: ""No, I'm *pe*dantic, not *pen*dantic."""
"I like my women like I like my condoms. Wrapped around my dick and full of my semen."
"How can I go to sleep when this movie I've seen 70 times just started?"
"Elephants being eliminated from Ringling Brothers performances. Did you hear the elephants are being eliminated from Ringling Brothers performances. They were told to pack their trunks."
"You won't believe what every headline on the Internet is these days. They're clickbait. That's what they are."