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Joke of the Day
"The girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor should automatically get a cat."
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"I just had to clean all the windows in my house. What a pane in the glass that was."
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"What's the difference between having a boner and being cyberbullied? One is getting erect, and the other is getting e-wrecked."
"*sees neighbor put his garbage in our trash can* ME: *goes to find hub* ""You know what makes me mad?"" HUB: *points to self*"
"A Mexican , a black guy , an arab and A Jew Jump out of a plane....who wins? Society"