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Joke of the Day
"What does a paedophile like to do while on vacation? Get some son."
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"Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? A: They all have phones."
"On Sunday's I Iike to dress as Satan & stand outside of churches, yelling at the parishioners that it's not working & I own their soul."
"If a tree falls in the woods, and there are no English majors around to hear it... does is lay on the ground, or lie?"
"If a powerlifter has weak legs... does his coach put him on the Bench?"
"Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret."
"I just finished reading Mein Kampf... Pretty good for light reading, I rate it nein out of ten."
"What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... but I dumped her because she kept seeing people on the side."
"What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar? Egypt me!"