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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if a black man is harassing you? Tell his owner."
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"What's the difference between a lawyer and a whore?` None. They both fuck people for a living."
"Shout out to Pringles for admitting they're addictive, unlike cigarettes and heroin the two biggest liars of the snack industry."
"How far away is the US Army's website? Just a few klicks away."
"Where can you get away with rape? Any school for the deaf"
"What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?"
"Batman Acting Application A actor walks into the interview. The interviewer asked him questions.""So far you are the perfect person for the job. Last question,are your parents alive?"""
"I just think there are a lot more animals out there we could be eating."
"There's no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose."
"Q: Did you hear about the imaginary tree? A: It was mapleleaf."