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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if a black man is harassing you? Tell his owner."
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"A repost walks into a bar Bartender says ""shit, you again?!""."
"I'm just looking for a woman who is smart, funny & can drive a getaway car tomorrow morning at 8"
"I once saw a black man walking down the street carrying a TV And I thought to myself ""Hmm, that one looks a lot like mine!"" Then I remembered, mine was at home, shining my shoes. Silly me."
"What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out"
"Every time a famous music composer dies... ... he starts decomposing."
"What do you call a furiously masturbating dinosaur? A Velocifapper."
"Kim Jong Un walked into a bar The North Korean media still said he got a gold for high jump"
"I like long, romantic walks away from women that try catching the bouquet at weddings"
"so an athlete tries doping for the first time for not getting caught, he runs slow."