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Joke of the Day
"What comes out at night and goes Munch munch ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth."
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"Coworker: Do you have good taste in music? Me: I can only taste things I put in my mouth Both of us thinking: I work with an idiot"
"What's the useless skin around a vagina called? A woman."
"What is black, white, and red all over? Interracial double penetration"
"Q: Why did the belt get locked up? A: He held up a pair of pants."
"What happened to the two ants who got into a fight on a toilet seat? They got pissed off."
"In Dog Beers, I've only had one."
"What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ? Soul"
"Sex is like snow. You never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last."
"Q: Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City? A: To see the Grumpire State Building."